01 - Bake the vanilla cake according to package directions or your preferred recipe. Allow to cool completely before proceeding.
02 - In a medium bowl, beat together cream cheese, butter, powdered sugar, and vanilla extract until smooth and creamy.
03 - Crumble the cooled cake into a large bowl. Add frosting one spoonful at a time, mixing until the texture is moist and pliable enough to hold its shape when rolled.
04 - Roll mixture into 24 equal balls. Gently flatten and shape each ball into a teardrop or triangle form to mimic a watermelon slice wedge.
05 - Melt a small portion of green candy melts. Dip the tip of each lollipop stick into the melted candy, then insert into the bottom of each cake pop. Freeze for 20 minutes to set.
06 - Melt pink or red candy melts, adding vegetable oil if needed to achieve smooth consistency. Dip each chilled cake pop into the melts, coating completely except for the very bottom. Allow excess to drip off, then immediately press mini chocolate chips into the wet surface as seeds.
07 - Melt green candy melts separately. Dip the bottom portion of each cake pop into the green melts to create the watermelon rind effect. Place upright in a cake pop stand or styrofoam block to set completely.
08 - Allow cake pops to set fully at room temperature for 1 hour or refrigerate for faster setting. Serve chilled or at room temperature.